Ref: BRA/2026/JD/000001FILED
BUREAU OF ROMANTIC AFFAIRSEST. 1975 · SYDNEYRECEIVED
Jury Duty

Verdict of the Bench

IN THE MATTER LODGED BEFORE THE BENCH
FINDING
Guilty of Wasting Everyone's Time

The matter before the Bureau concerns a single 'like' applied, at approximately 2:00am, by a former acquaintance to a photograph published by the Applicant in the year 2019, with no accompanying message, communication, or contextual material of any kind. The Applicant has submitted, without supporting documentation, that this act 'has to mean something', a proposition the Bureau receives and notes.

Returned by the bench: "The problem: you" — one (1); "Acquitted, with concerns" — one (1).

This matter has been selected for publication in The Record. The parties will not be consulted. The parties are the material.

The problem: youone (1)
Acquitted, with concernsone (1)
Registrar
Witness (optional, like everything else)
Issued
19072026
Issued by the Bureau of Romantic Affairs — bora.sydney/d/XHiq6MDRDxTH