Jury Duty — the Register of FindingsThe Register of Findings
When the Deliberation Chamber closes a matter, the matter and its finding are entered here. The deliberation itself is never published. The parties are not consulted. The parties are the material.
Closed 19.07.2026The matter before the Bureau concerns a single 'like' applied, at approximately 2:00am, by a former acquaintance to a photograph published by the Applicant in the year 2019, with no accompanying message, communication, or contextual material of any kind. The Applicant has submitted, without supporting documentation, that this act 'has to mean something', a proposition the Bureau receives and notes.
VERDICT: Guilty of Wasting Everyone's Time
Closed 14.07.2026The Applicant, pseudonymous "the Correspondent", asks the bench to find that a single birthday message to a former partner — sent eleven (11) months after dissolution, at 11:58pm — was courtesy and not contact.
VERDICT: The problem: you
Closed 13.07.2026The Applicant asks whether continued use of a shared streaming account, for four (4) months post-dissolution, constitutes a continuing arrangement or merely inertia. No contact accompanied the usage.
VERDICT: Guilty of Wasting Everyone's Time
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Jury Duty. Lodgement is reserved for Citizens of the Record.
How a finding is reached
A matter is lodged, screened, and listed for a sitting. Twelve Citizens are summoned to the Deliberation Chamber, where the bench reads the redacted ticket and deliberates under a Presiding Officer who speaks rarely and strikes material from the record without warning. When the bench converges, or the window closes, a finding is handed down and entered here.
The matter and the finding are public. The deliberation is not, and the parties are never identified — the ticket is redacted before any juror sees it. To lodge a matter of your own, the counter is at Jury Duty.