Free Relationship Tests and Assessments

Every division of the Bureau, in one register. Each counter is free, requires no account, returns a result immediately, and issues a document you may keep or share. Counters marked as opening shortly are staffed in a later phase.

Which counter you want

If the arrangement has never been defined and you would like a ruling, the situationship test classifies it in twelve questions. If it has ended and you are considering making contact, the text your ex breathalyser returns a verdict in about a minute. If it has ended and the question is when you may date again, the rebound countdown hands down a figure in days.

For an assessment of someone you have not yet classified, the postcode profiler issues a dossier. For the morning after, the Debrief audits hospitality. For what the walls failed to contain, there is the Thin Walls Index. And the Sydney Root Census counts the city, six questions at a time.

Counters currently open

If you would rather read than apply

Not every question needs a determination. The Office of Public Guidance issues Standing Advisories on the matters the Bureau is asked about most — how long the talking stage lasts, when a situationship has run too long, whether to send the birthday text, how long no contact should hold, and why dating in Sydney is the way it is. They are free to read and require no form.

What it costs

Nothing. Every counter above is free and rate-limited, and no account is required to use one. The platform is free; the publication is not — The Record is the Bureau's paid editorial, and the Forecast is free to consult daily.